Some things are not meant to be shared!

Dear sweaty man at the gym this morning,

I am posting this in hopes that you will discover that you have a sweating problem.  No, the problem does not lie in the fact that you merely sweat.  The problem is that you shake your arms and fling the sweat toward the innocent cyclists around you.  Please don't get me wrong, I admire your hard work and dedication to Spinning but in the future would appreciate if you kept your sweat contained within a 2 foot radius around you.  Also, feel free to clean up the pool of sweat beneath your bike when you are finished. Perhaps you could borrow a mop from the janitor. 

Sincerely,

Grossed out